36 Degrees

It's a cool night tonight! A great night for a dip in the hot tub-a waxing moon and clear dark sky makes this the near perfect hot tub night. You can see your breath and tons of steam roll out of the hot water...It's a good day in Minnesta.

Sound financial advice

TUCSON, AZ—After reviewing his client's income, assets, and personal budget Tuesday, Morgan Stanley financial adviser Henry Dalton determined that Jason Hutchinson, 43, could make the best use of his portfolio by dropping dead at the age of 62. "Taking account of inflation and the rising cost of living versus the projected direction of the economy in the coming decade, I told Mr. Hutchinson that he could significantly reduce his spending by simply living less," Dalton said. "After looking at his investments, I calculated that he really shouldn't live a day over 62—or 59 if he wants a funeral." In order to help his client plan for his financial future, Dalton presented Hutchinson with several of the company's comprehensive suicide packages.

 

The Onion

Fall fruit makes us all happy~

The very little fruit bearing items we have in our yard seem to keep us anticipating all summer. We seem to finally hit the jackpot beginning in October. Kaner loves grabbing his after school snack without passing by the kitchen. The raspberries are called "kiwi raspberries" they are ripe when light pink. They are FANTASTIC, better then red in our opinion. The only problem is Kane is quicker and lower to the ground, Ryan and I rarely get to sneak one in~