Why Beer is Better than a Woman

Top 25 reasons way beer is better than a woman-                 (I didn't say they were good reasons)

1. You can enjoy a beer all month. 

2. Beer stains wash out. 

3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car. 

5. When beer goes flat you toss it out. 

6. Beer is never late.

 7. HANGOVERS go away. 

8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

 10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. 

11. Beer never has a headache. 

12. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.

 13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.

 14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head. 

15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.

 16. A beer ALWAYS goes down easy. 

17. You can share a beer with your friends. 

18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer. 

19. A beer is always wet. 

20. beer doesn't demand equality. 

21. A beer doesn't care when you come.

 22. You can have a beer in public. 

23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

 24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 

25. Beer always comes in multiples of six.